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Assyrian stone relief of Ninurta from the temple at Kalhu

Have you ever wanted to work a career where you can travel among the stars? Are you a self-motivating worker capable of working with your colleagues in a team? No? Well, luckilly for you, you're hired anyway! During your time at The Company, you and three of your coworkers will have the privilege of exploring intriguing ruined facilities on abandoned moons, and will be tasked with collecting scrap.

As an employee, always remember the three S's:
1. Scrap - Your first priority as an employee of the company is to collect as much valuable scrap material as possible and place it in your crew's ship. Make sure to meet your quota every three days, or you and your co-workers will be disciplined severely.
2. Sundown - Make it back to your crew's ship with all of your scrap before dusk. Your crew's ship is programmed to leave automatically at midnight, and you wouldn't want to be left behind!
3. Safety - Try to stick together with your colleagues and watch their backs, and you might make it back safely! Remember: in the worst case scenario, The Company charges a fee for each body recovered, which comes directly out of your paycheck!

Disclaimer: The Company accepts no liabality for injury, loss, or damage arising during the course of your contract including but not limited to the following causes: falls from unsafe heights, crushing by delivery ship, vaccum exposure, lethal doses of radiation, suffocation in quicksand, circuit bee stings, bracken attacks, replacement of head by spring, consumption by giant sandworm, eyeless dog, hygrodere, snare flee, thumper, bunker spider, or possible abandonment on extraterrestrial bodies.